- Nov 28, 2017
We were in a study group for maths last week (5 people involved) and the conversation deviated from functions to how many people we've been in relationships with, obvs everyone has been in 3 or more relationships, and then when one of the foids asked me if I had a girlfriend, or was in a past relationship I said "no", and she said "whhhyyyyyy" and then I just shrugged my shoulders, I didn't wan't to explain that is was ovER for me, because they see me as the creepy internet guy, talking about lookstheory and incels would've made me look like a literal retard. We stopped at that, and before today's lecture started, they saw me hiding my phone and looking at it, and they accused me of watching gay porn, and that I was gay, and their little shtick went on for 5 minutes. Fucking hell. If I literally get to next year without having been in a relationship with a girl, then people will suspect I'm a closeted homosexual, I can't lie about it either because I act like an aspie and all sweaty when I try to lie about something. I don't even know what a relationship is so making up a bullshit story on this spot will be impossible.