[RageFuel] People at my uni think I'm gay

Genecel

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We were in a study group for maths last week (5 people involved) and the conversation deviated from functions to how many people we've been in relationships with, obvs everyone has been in 3 or more relationships, and then when one of the foids asked me if I had a girlfriend, or was in a past relationship I said "no", and she said "whhhyyyyyy" and then I just shrugged my shoulders, I didn't wan't to explain that is was ovER for me, because they see me as the creepy internet guy, talking about lookstheory and incels would've made me look like a literal retard. We stopped at that, and before today's lecture started, they saw me hiding my phone and looking at it, and they accused me of watching gay porn, and that I was gay, and their little shtick went on for 5 minutes. Fucking hell. If I literally get to next year without having been in a relationship with a girl, then people will suspect I'm a closeted homosexual, I can't lie about it either because I act like an aspie and all sweaty when I try to lie about something. I don't even know what a relationship is so making up a bullshit story on this spot will be impossible.
 

Foxman8472

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So, you didn't play in it? Weaksauce. You failed to show everyone your multifaceted and ambitious sexuality.
 
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you have to learn to lie man

"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"

-Yeah back in HS
 

Allblueeeee

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If they think you are gy than you arentrly ugly. They wouldnt even ask you that or go more into that topix if you were ugly because the answer for your virginity would be obvious then. Fakecel spotted. High iq busted
 

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Well this is how it is.
 

Genecel

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You're gonna work for (((them)))?
My friend this is 2018, I have to shill out and get paid to count money for (((them))), it's the only way to survive nowadays, (((They))) own everything, banks, businesses, it's just impossible to avoid them.
 

Genecel

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Lol you're supposed to say, "well you can be girlfriend then"

You failed faggot, might as well be gay
HOLY SHIT DUE YOU'RE A GENIUS, a 3/10 incarnation of the lovechild of harambe and literal feces could totally say that to a 7/10 fit girl. GOOD ONE
 
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HOLY SHIT DUE YOU'RE A GENIUS, a 3/10 incarnation of the lovechild of harambe and literal feces could totally say that to a 7/10 fit girl. GOOD ONE
She asked dipshit. A foid (even you call them this) asks you this, you call her fucking bluff.

You're a faggot son. Admit it
 

Foxman8472

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you have to learn to lie man

"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"

-Yeah back in HS
Ugh! The correct answer is "Kinda, but I like guys more. Girls are just lame! Mwell, not you though, at least not at first glance" followed by gay hand gesture. If you're gonna lie, you have to do it in style.
 

Genecel

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She asked dipshit. A foid (even you call them this) asks you this, you call her fucking bluff.

You're a faggot son. Admit it
I'm an absolute faggot cuck, that I'll give you, but the fact that you can have the courage to flirt to a femshit in your position is amazing.
 

Genecel

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Ugh! The correct answer is "Kinda, but I like guys more. Girls are just lame! Mwell, not you though, at least not at first glance" followed by gay hand gesture. If you're gonna lie, you have to do it in style.
nah I don't wanna be part of some LGBTQYERIUSUFGUASDDHG bullshit.
 

Foxman8472

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just say "cus im ugly" and watch their reactions
Of disgust. You just took a hammer and went straight for your own kneecaps. Never tear yourself down or paint yourself in a way that tarnishes your self respect.

"ooohhhh you aren't ugly, you're actually good looking etc." nah fuck that I don't wanna play victim.
Yeah but usually as they say that they're also implying that you lack self confidence and that you're a fucking crybaby.
 
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"ooohhhh you aren't ugly, you're actually good looking etc." nah fuck that I don't wanna play victim.
Of disgust. You just took a hammer and weight straight for your own kneecaps. Never tear yourself down or paint yourself in a way that tarnishes your self respect.
lol whatever dude, normies already don't give a fuck about us.

you just go from subhuman to subhuman in their eyes

besides, who even cares if you're gay, OP?

actually just fucking lol, literally everyone in my family and all of my friends think i'm gay so whatever. my parents come in my room and tell me to come out of closet daily.
 

Foxman8472

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actually just fucking lol, literally everyone in my family and all of my friends think i'm gay so whatever. my parents come in my room and tell me to come out of closet daily.
I used to do that to my parents.

"Why don't you have a girlfriend?" "It's because I'm gay, mom!" "Well, why no boyfriend, then?" "Do you see gays growing on trees, mom? I don't know any!" "You're not gay, you're just a loser."

It didn't work.
 

RREEEEEEEEE

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My friend this is 2018, I have to shill out and get paid to count money for (((them))), it's the only way to survive nowadays, (((They))) own everything, banks, businesses, it's just impossible to avoid them.
Very true, unfortunately. Everywhere you go, you will be reminded of them. Fast food restaurants, electronics, cookies, candy, the movie theaters, the music industry, etc.
 

BlackPillUNC

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What the hell kind of college do you go to that the kids would still act like middle schoolers?

I assume you're a freshman... I could see this behavior out of freshmen.
 

ropecel

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Lmao I totally agree why study with a single other person. Almost everybody here at my uni is basically retarded. If you can't learn the information on your own why even bother trying.
 

ropecel

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What the hell kind of college do you go to that the kids would still act like middle schoolers?

I assume you're a freshman... I could see this behavior out of freshmen.
Foids act like middle schoolers until they die.
 

KyloRen

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> Come home with me and I'll prove that I'm not gay
> Ewwwww
> And that's why I'm a virgin, I'm an ugly fuck
 

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