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11gaijin

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Incelicious said:
11gaijin said:
Escortcel roll call. Who all of you likes fucking whores?
I've never had a literal whore before, or any woman for that matter. What are they like?
Some of them are great, some are shit. A good escort can make you mad for escortceling. A bad one can make you lose all faith in sex. I will write more about this, now that we have a new home. :)
 
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11gaijin said:
Incelicious said:
11gaijin said:
Escortcel roll call. Who all of you likes fucking whores?
I've never had a literal whore before, or any woman for that matter. What are they like?
Some of them are great, some are shit. A good escort can make you mad for escortceling. A bad one can make you lose all faith in sex. I will write more about this, now that we have a new home. :)
Some of us here just don't know how to even begin escortcel-ing. Would appreciate a how to by an OG tbh
 

11gaijin

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Anonymous said:
11gaijin said:
Incelicious said:
11gaijin said:
Escortcel roll call. Who all of you likes fucking whores?
I've never had a literal whore before, or any woman for that matter. What are they like?
Some of them are great, some are shit. A good escort can make you mad for escortceling. A bad one can make you lose all faith in sex. I will write more about this, now that we have a new home. :)
Some of us here just don't know how to even begin escortcel-ing. Would appreciate a how to by an OG tbh
Sure fam, I will write a detailed post soon.
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Goddamn2X said:
Been refused by whores both times i tried... feels bad man
Fuck fam, fuck that whore. I will write a detailed post about this, may be it will be of use to other members.
 

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Get an independent, amateur one. You can slap it around a bit and don’t have to worry about its pimp or anything like that.
 
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11gaijin said:
Anonymous said:
11gaijin said:
Incelicious said:
11gaijin said:
Escortcel roll call. Who all of you likes fucking whores?
I've never had a literal whore before, or any woman for that matter. What are they like?
Some of them are great, some are shit. A good escort can make you mad for escortceling. A bad one can make you lose all faith in sex. I will write more about this, now that we have a new home. :)
Some of us here just don't know how to even begin escortcel-ing. Would appreciate a how to by an OG tbh
Sure fam, I will write a detailed post soon.
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Goddamn2X said:
Been refused by whores both times i tried... feels bad man
Fuck fam, fuck that whore. I will write a detailed post about this, may be it will be of use to other members.
Slav with bad skin, live in korea. Not a good combo for girls here.
I even went to the foreigner area here to relieve myself and had to return tenfold more sexually frustrated....
At least I still kept my 100$
 

11gaijin

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Goddamn2X said:
11gaijin said:
Anonymous said:
11gaijin said:
Incelicious said:
I've never had a literal whore before, or any woman for that matter. What are they like?
Some of them are great, some are shit. A good escort can make you mad for escortceling. A bad one can make you lose all faith in sex. I will write more about this, now that we have a new home. :)
Some of us here just don't know how to even begin escortcel-ing. Would appreciate a how to by an OG tbh
Sure fam, I will write a detailed post soon.
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Goddamn2X said:
Been refused by whores both times i tried... feels bad man
Fuck fam, fuck that whore. I will write a detailed post about this, may be it will be of use to other members.
Slav with bad skin, live in korea. Not a good combo for girls here.
I even went to the foreigner area here to relieve myself and had to return tenfold more sexually frustrated....
At least I still kept my 100$
Korea is a racist scum place man. Sorry to hear that. :(
 

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I am REALLY considering just escortcelling to get it over with but i also really don't want STD's. Wouldn't surprise me tbh cause i've been unlucky all my life lmao.
 

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eurocel said:
I am REALLY considering just escortcelling to get it over with but i also really don't want STD's. Wouldn't surprise me tbh cause i've been unlucky all my life lmao.
STD's can be easily avoided man. STD from escorts is like the bluepill shit, personality and confidence gets you femoids. I will write a post about escortcelling soon.
 
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I've escortceled roughly sixteen times in the past nine years, via local agencies. It's not perfect, but it's worth doing at least once to get rid of the V-card. Getting 'girlfriend experience'/GFE is a must for validation-cels. Also the older ones tend to be more 'real' and humane.

Of course, it's easy to fail to get/keep it up when fucking a pro. Rubbers don't help either, but they are a necessary evil. Massaging them can be titillating and can get you both in the mood. A couple of them had their toes curling just from that. Use the full hour. Kiss their neck, suck their tits. Always use your hands slowly. The feeling of skin on skin is intoxicating. Most call girls didn't need lube when it was time to fuck, which was a feather in my cap. One even said that I was sexier than I could ever know. kek
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As for STIs. You have to watch out for active herpes sores on their cunt and lips. I was allowed to bareback one call girl whom I'd seen before once just to see what it felt like. Sadly my cut cock was too desensitised to really feel much as I plowed her cunt and asshole until I lost semi-hardness. I never could get fully hard or cum with a call girl, because I know it's fake.

I got a yeast infection (itchy red bell-end), but had worried for a few weeks over last Christmas and new year that I had fucking HIV. Thankfully the transmission rates are 0.001% per sex act. I was given Clotrimazole to cure it. I may be quasi-suicidal, but even I wouldn't want to die from HIV/AIDS. Fuck that.
 

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11gaijin said:
STD's can be easily avoided man. STD from escorts is like the bluepill shit, personality and confidence gets you femoids. I will write a post about escortcelling soon.
looking forward to it brother
 

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escortcel is the only thing that keeps me going...i prefer the amateur type that i find by posting "sugar daddy" ads on craigslist. sugar babe is just a term for prostitute that is socially acceptable.

my fiend told me to try fetlife which could be a good hunting ground for amateur prostitutes, looking into that now.

how much are you all paying? i try and keep it under 200 per meet, 100 being the sweet spot.
 
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100-200 for between 1-2 hours. Even better if they leave their number with you and are open to meeting off-the-books at a rate. Usually the driver takes almost half their fee and some are less busy then others, perhaps only seeing a few johns a night and working only a few nights a week.


I was lucky enough to have a good arrangement with my last regular, but she fucked it up by asking to live with me 'for a short while' twice and trying emotional blackmail and sexual inducements. Fuck that shit, she could be seeing johns in there and I grew up in that place. If I bother seeing another one, it'll have to be a new one and not many good ones are coming though. Agencies love hiring soulless eastern Europeans who have no bedside manner at all and even charge extra for GFE, which is a major turn-off.
 

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Haha driver..more like pimp

None of these girls want to admit they are pimped. Oh he's my bf. Just goes to show you they rather be pimped out by Chad then get with a successful guy that could treat them well.
 

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Can anyone list some acceptable prices?
For example, i know of a local website and the prizes are 90€ for 30 minutes and 150€ for an hour.
Seems pretty reasonable but i don't really know, i've never done this stuff.
 

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sharkb8 said:
Can anyone list some acceptable prices?
For example, i know of a local website and the prizes are 90€ for 30 minutes and 150€ for an hour.
Seems pretty reasonable but i don't really know, i've never done this stuff.
prices are going to be all over the place depending on where you live, what kind of service you want, and the quality of the whore.

those seem like good prices to me but not really familiar with the European market.
 
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From what I know, you pay per hour right? I only last a few min from porn, what do you guys do for the other 55+ min, is it awkward?

Prices here seem pretty high, $200. Dunno if its worth it just for a couple minutes.
 
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I escortcel to play my perverse fetishes like ballbusting and sph but never had sex. Some dommes cost me up to 500$ an hour. At this point I'm repulsed by sex
 

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neverwinxii said:
From what I know, you pay per hour right? I only last a few min from porn, what do you guys do for the other 55+ min, is it awkward?

Prices here seem pretty high, $200. Dunno if its worth it just for a couple minutes.
Yes most professional escorts are by the hour, which is why I prefer amateurs. 200 is actually low in the states for quality high end whore. Most charge 300-500

What you so during the hour is up to you. You can get therapy, message, have her degrade you piss on you or whatever your fetish is. Whores don't usually judge

Most don't limit you to 1 pop and you can fuck for the whole hour if you have the stamina. Most have a half hour rate if you don't care for an hour. This is what I used to do when visiting a professional.
 

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Once i picked up a streetwalker, she tried to pickpocket me while BJing, overall was shitty experience, not gonna try that again.
 
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I've always been too nervous to hire an escort. I've looked into it in my area but they all want you to go to them and I can't get the idea of being mugged and beaten or arrested out of my head so I don't bother.
 

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Only done it once, didnt go so well :(
 
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No, but I'm considering getting an escort maybe next year.
 
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I blew 4K on escorts during the past 8 months. I'm going to stop a bit, it's a fucking addiction.

It's not like these bitches actually love me. Just using me for the betabux.
 
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ObitoCel said:
It's not like these bitches actually love me. Just using me for the betabux.

this is the absolute most important thing to remember when escortceling. they will tell you anything to get you to come back and if sense you are a lonley loser that wants a GF she will use all her powers of manipulation to get you to spend more money.  

men's feelings are NOT important to a female. only her feelings are.  To them men's feelings are just a tool to get her needs met. this is true with ALL women and whores are no different. women have men falling in love with them ALL the time since they were 12 years old. you are just another man in that line.
 

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Okay but can someone tell me how to get one? Looking on Craigslist but not seeing anything good, is there another website I can try or something? Like where do you find the amateur ones?
 

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Benis said:
Okay but can someone tell me how to get one? Looking on Craigslist but not seeing anything good, is there another website I can try or something? Like where do you find the amateur ones?
I will make a post about escortcelling soon.
 
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Incel801 said:
this is the absolute most important thing to remember when escortceling. they will tell you anything to get you to come back and if sense you are a lonley loser that wants a GF she will use all her powers of manipulation to get you to spend more money.  

men's feelings are NOT important to a female. only her feelings are.  To them men's feelings are just a tool to get her needs met. this is true with ALL women and whores are no different. women have men falling in love with them ALL the time since they were 12 years old. you are just another man in that line.
This is what escortcels, especially inexperienced ones, have to remember. I always had a rule that I could only afford three fucks per year and wouldn't go above that, because NEETbux. I'd usually explain that to the call girl if I were seeing her more than once (I do prefer having regulars). Some poor bastards spend thousands a year on this.

A couple of times I was disappointed that they didn't really care or remember much about a previous time, but this would make things easier as I stopped caring about what they thought. Sometimes good things happen, like they will give you a good rate and will see you in their own time, even if they may have an ulterior motive. When my last regular asked to live with me again and offered to pay with sex, I knew then it was over and that I'll need to find a new one next time; if there is one. I told her (again) I couldn't help her and that I was fine with never having a girlfriend (I had previously explained it was over for me - despite being a 'good client' who was experienced and didn't come across as virginal at all, I have never got laid without paying for it), so she couldn't not manipulate me with her pussy. I could never have her seeing other johns in my home; I'd never get her out, however 'temporary' the arrangement was. Fuck that shit.
 
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Benis said:
Okay but can someone tell me how to get one? Looking on Craigslist but not seeing anything good, is there another website I can try or something? Like where do you find the amateur ones?
Your 1st couple of times should be with a pro, there's too much that can go wrong with finding an amateur ho. Robbery is one thing but you need to know exactly what to do and this case both you and her are obvilious. 

For your 1st time do research in your area. There are plenty of whore review boards which are regional, tuscl eccie usasexguide among others. Each website has different regions or areas that they specialize in. Expect to pay about 30_40 a month for full access but this is well worth it. You will be able to see exactly what happens during a session and if any of the women caters to your kinks. Along with pictures and descriptions. This is a great investment if you are serious, much better than rolling the dice for.bad service/hygene, or worse yet getting ripped off or robbed by Tyrone the pimp.

Try googling ecort review "your state" and the best for your area will pop up..

Read read read...,  stay away from Backpage, it's where cops pimps and nasty street walkers hang out and using it will enivedibly lead to robbery or arrest.
 
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Read read read...,  stay away from Backpage, it's where cops pimps and nasty street walkers hang out and using it will enivedibly lead to robbery or arrest.
I had decent experiences with backpage, but you have to be careful. There were some situations that I walked away from because I had the feeling I knew I was going to jail if I went through it. If you are autistic and are unable to read people and situations well, yea, I would stay the fuck away from backpage.
 
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1. Too anxious and autistic
2. Like hell I'm gonna give a bitch a dollar
3. I know I'll immediately regret it afterward
4. Sex is fucking gross especially with some nasty thot who could have been sucking someones dick 30 minutes earlier
5. STDs that condoms wont save from
6. actually having to use a condom
7. its illegal
8. there are people who get great sex every day multiple times simply just for existing, and im not gonna be reduced to spend my hard earned cuckbucks to awkwardly hump some nasty whore.
 
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ICanOnlyFapToBDSM said:
7. its illegal
8. there are people who get great sex every day multiple times simply just for existing, and im not gonna be reduced to spend my hard earned cuckbucks to awkwardly hump some nasty whore.
7 boohoo..gotta take risks if you want to get anywhere in life

8 I wash I was one of those people. If I kept waiting I would be a 39 yo virgin. I was too curious to know what I was missing out on.

 If I  knew it would help I would have my.balls removed by the time I was 18.. I hate desiring women but that's just the way it is. I hate myself for wanting women
 
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can any escortcels provide some tips that aren't bullshit for americels? things i think i know:

1. rent a room
2. park in a separate lot or take cab
3. take as little money as possible
4. don't come to them or let them choose location
5. read reviews.

issue i seem to have is that most want you to come to them, and i don't trust the reviews. they could be written by anyone, right?
 
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can any escortcels provide some tips that aren't bullshit for americels? things i think i know:

1. rent a room
2. park in a separate lot or take cab
3. take as little money as possible
4. don't come to them or let them choose location
5. read reviews.

issue i seem to have is that most want you to come to them, and i don't trust the reviews. they could be written by anyone, right?
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if they are an indipndant hooker without a pimp like most high end ones, they will be more scared of you then you are of them..
basically choose one thats well reviewed, review boards are moderated just like this one and wont allow fake reviews.

choose a popular one and DO meet up at a hotel. some are honest and some are not so you wont really knpw if they re good or not until some of your stuff comes up missing.

the cab thing seems a little overboard but sure, do it makes if it makes you feel safe.

mainly, Just choose a well reviewed whore and you should have a good experience all around.
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Newbies should consider just finding a chick through an escort agency. It's loads more safer, plus you have the option to incall. So essentially you don't even have to pay for a hotel room, since you are fucking her in her luxurious condo.
 
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vargstrike said:
can any escortcels provide some tips that aren't bullshit for americels? things i think i know:

1. rent a room
2. park in a separate lot or take cab
3. take as little money as possible
4. don't come to them or let them choose location
5. read reviews.

issue i seem to have is that most want you to come to them, and i don't trust the reviews. they could be written by anyone, right?
What country you in mate? I'm a Britcel. Buying and selling sex are not illegal here yet.

Escorts generally do incalls and its cheaper. Most of the time they work out of a private home or hotel room. I'd park out of view as possible so they can't get your cars numberplate. Same goes for you phone. Buy i sim or something and use top up vouchers for cash so its untraceable. You really don't want any crazies or grief chasing you. Leave your wallet. Just take your cash for the meet. You don't want them looking through it if your backs turned. Come to them or them come to you. Whichever works. Some girls do outcalls only. Some girls only incalls. Read reviews. A big site in the UK is Adultwork where escorts can have a profile. There have been scammers using it with fake reviews to lure guys in. There are forums and stuff in the UK with reviews on them. They share information and intel. If something looks to good to be true it is. You should be able to scrounge up enough information to find a good experience. I've never really had a bad one since i started in 2009.
 
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Escortcel checking in. Also a Britcel. Luckily buying and selling sex are legal here for now. Although there is talk of the "Nordic model" or "Swedish model" coming in here like most of Scandinavia, France and Canada making it illegal to buy, but not to sell.

I've been escortcel since 2009. My first was a stunning Czech girl. Been seeing an escort once every month or two since. Seen girls from agencies to independents and even tried a brothel once (they called themselves a Gentleman's club) but they got shut down after some trouble and the people who ran it got arrested. For most of that time i've been a repeat client of a few girls. I've probably been with 20 different escorts.
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JovanD said:
Once i picked up a streetwalker, she tried to pickpocket me while BJing, overall was shitty experience, not gonna try that again.
Literally the bottom of the barrel dude. What the fuck? I wouldn't go near those type with a rubbish bag on my dick.
 

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I want to but i dont think I can because I'm 17. Also i want to try the GFE experiance specifically
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ObitoCel said:
Newbies should consider just finding a chick through an escort agency. It's loads more safer, plus you have the option to incall. So essentially you don't even have to pay for a hotel room, since you are fucking her in her luxurious condo.
What is an escort agency? Can you link?
 

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