[Serious] "Came out" to my parents as gay

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They were just like "lol we knew it all along" and started laughing at me





JFL this is what inceldom made me resort to, hopefully now they stop asking "why don't you have a girlfriend yet" every 9 seconds.

Meanwhile my obese 12 year old brother talks to girls on the phone all day and has brought his "girlfriend" home on two occasions.

Someone come fucking shoot me please.
 

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king harlaus will be your sugar daddy
 

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You could have said " I am bisexual and I don't know what I want"

Kek now prepare yourself for "Where is your boyfriend?" questions.

I assume you are not trolling
 
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Soooo....what was the point of telling them this? Have you told them no female is interested in you?
I literally told them about looks theory and everything 1681390681 fucking times they were just like "lol fuck off retard you're just a loser"

What's the point
 

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giga-cope you are that's why you don't post your picture

fucking lol at this forum im the only truecel here.
No? I just don't want to get doxxed by Cuckfarms or other communities.
 
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Gaycelling is the final cope. JFL at pretending you like men because your T is so low that women consider you a girl.
 

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so your gay? or was you saying that to get them off your back?

also if your gay you can hardly call yourself an incel anymore because we men thirsty af.
 
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This thread's beginning to remind me of "Youtube Drama" videos. I'm out.
 
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why not just tell them to stop asking.

telling them your gay makes literally 0 sense to me, your coming across as closeted homo OP.
dude they kept asking me 8619681 times a day about girls

i even told them im ugly and everything they kept asking and calling me a retard

i fucking actually wish i was gay bro
 
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they told me that "if you don't even talk to girls how can you expect to get one you idiot"

but whatever thank god they'll stop asking

too high inhib for that shit
They're right. You cannot seriously expect women to be lower inhib than you are.

You are a young nonhideous white guy, if you had a working mind, you would have a gf. Your recent pic looks better than the one I rated a few weeks ago. You are no chad by any means but not hideous.
 

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dude they kept asking me 8619681 times a day about girls

i even told them im ugly and everything they kept asking and calling me a retard

i fucking actually wish i was gay bro
just tell them you dont know how to pickup girls easy, also your own parents were calling you a retard? Unless you have really shitty parents this seems unlikely to me.
 
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They're right. You cannot seriously expect women to be lower inhib than you are.

You are a young nonhideous white guy, if you had a working mind, you would have a gf. Your recent pic looks better than the one I rated a few weeks ago. You are no chad by any means but not hideous.
"nonhideous" isn't enough in 2018

btw you mog me to oblivion and always talk about how girls are repulsed by you so i think larping as gay will actually be beneficial at this point.
 
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I literally told them about looks theory and everything 1681390681 fucking times they were just like "lol fuck off retard you're just a loser"

What's the point
Just agree with them and tell them "yeah i'm a loser and that's why i don't have a gf".
 

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there's no such thing as a mentalcel

only your looks are responsible for inceldom and now i understand that
Someone should do a Tinder experiment with your pictures
 

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I FUCKING DARE ANYONE HERE TO DO IT

I WILL PUT MONEY DOWN IF POSSIBLE THAT I WILL GET A GRAND TOTAL OF ZERO MATCHES NOT EVEN BOTS
A trustworthy user should conduct the experiment
 

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do it do it do it do it do it
I do not think that I count as a trustworthy user but give me nice pics and I will do it....

Do you have a preferred location? For how long should I run the experiment?
 

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