Signs you're a fakecel / volcel / mentalcel
#1
Exclamation 
  • You weren't bullied at school because of your appearance
  • Average looking femoids have approached you (and you awkwardly couldn't tell / refused them)
  • Children in public spaces don't point at your face and loudly tell horrible things to their parents
  • Femoids greet you with a non-forced smile
  • People in your family think you're gay because you never had a relationship with a girl
  • Some of your male friends you consider uglier than you frequently slay, but you never got laid
  • Femoids (family doesn't count) like pictures you post on social media
  • You have heard the phrase "You're cute" from the mouth of a femoid non-ironically
If none of this applies to you, congratulations, you're actually a truecel.
If some of this applies to you, you might be a mentalcel / volcel.
If everything applies to you, you're a godamn fakecel / failed normie.

Feel free to add to the list.
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#2
FAKECELS GET OUT
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#3
im sure all fakecels went through this. thats why they are here
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#4
please, define mentalcel
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#5
(1 hour ago)Alex_Bones Wrote: friends

found the fakecel
counting down to suicide
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