Signs you're a fakecel / volcel / mentalcel
#1
Exclamation 
  • You weren't bullied at school because of your appearance
  • Average looking femoids have approached you (and you awkwardly couldn't tell / refused them)
  • Children in public spaces don't point at your face and loudly tell horrible things to their parents
  • Femoids greet you with a non-forced smile
  • People in your family think you're gay because you never had a relationship with a girl
  • Some of your male friends you consider uglier than you frequently slay, but you never got laid
  • Femoids (family doesn't count) like pictures you post on social media
  • You have heard the phrase "You're cute" from the mouth of a femoid non-ironically
If none of this applies to you, congratulations, you're actually a truecel.
If some of this applies to you, you might be a mentalcel / volcel.
If everything applies to you, you're a godamn fakecel / failed normie.

Feel free to add to the list.
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#2
FAKECELS GET OUT
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#3
im sure all fakecels went through this. thats why they are here
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#4
please, define mentalcel
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#5
(2 hours ago)Alex_Bones Wrote: friends

found the fakecel
counting down to suicide
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#6
(1 hour ago)Indari Wrote:
(2 hours ago)Alex_Bones Wrote: friends

found the fakecel

If you never had male friends you're probably a mentalcel.
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#7
(2 hours ago)torujo Wrote: FAKECELS GET OUT
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#8
We must obliterate fakecels.
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#9
(1 hour ago)Alex_Bones Wrote:
(1 hour ago)Indari Wrote:
(2 hours ago)Alex_Bones Wrote: friends

found the fakecel

If you never had male friends you're probably a mentalcel.

yeah prob

life is suffering either way
counting down to suicide
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#10
1. being white and tall lol
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#11
(38 minutes ago)knajjd Wrote: 1. being white and tall lol

Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.
18 y/o, 6'1", KV, social outcast, freak of nature
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#12
(34 minutes ago)Framecel222 Wrote:
(38 minutes ago)knajjd Wrote: 1. being white and tall lol

Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

The sperg fakecel arrives!

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB
SLUTS DESERVE EVERLASTING PAIN! TAKBIR!
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#13
(34 minutes ago)Framecel222 Wrote:
(38 minutes ago)knajjd Wrote: 1. being white and tall lol

Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

youre either very stupid or coping 

race and height DO matter, a lot

>5'2 chad 

doesnt happen

>indian chad

VERY RARE compared to white and black chads
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#14
(32 minutes ago)a-virgin-nigger Wrote:
(34 minutes ago)Framecel222 Wrote:
(38 minutes ago)knajjd Wrote: 1. being white and tall lol

Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

The sperg fakecel arrives!

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

Holy shit you are obsessed with me. You hitting on me bro? I'm worried that I'm gonna turn around and see you right there, dick in hand.
18 y/o, 6'1", KV, social outcast, freak of nature
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#15
(31 minutes ago)Framecel222 Wrote:
(32 minutes ago)a-virgin-nigger Wrote:
(34 minutes ago)Framecel222 Wrote: Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

The sperg fakecel arrives!

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

Holy shit you are obsessed with me. You hitting on me bro? I'm worried that I'm gonna turn around and see you right there, dick in hand.

If I was gay, I wouldn't be posting here. I would be slaying greasy faggots on Grindr boyo.
SLUTS DESERVE EVERLASTING PAIN! TAKBIR!
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#16
(32 minutes ago)Machiavelli Wrote:
(34 minutes ago)Framecel222 Wrote:
(38 minutes ago)knajjd Wrote: 1. being white and tall lol

Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

youre either very stupid or coping 

race and height DO matter, a lot

>5'2 chad 

doesnt happen

>indian chad

VERY RARE compared to white and black chads

5'2" Indian Chadeet with hunter eyes and robust jawline would slay.
18 y/o, 6'1", KV, social outcast, freak of nature
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#17
(29 minutes ago)Framecel222 Wrote:
(32 minutes ago)Machiavelli Wrote:
(34 minutes ago)Framecel222 Wrote: Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

youre either very stupid or coping 

race and height DO matter, a lot

>5'2 chad 

doesnt happen

>indian chad

VERY RARE compared to white and black chads

5'2" Indian Chadeet with hunter eyes and robust jawline would slay.

ban this guy please
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