Best jobs for incels?

[Caliban]

I have THE best job.

Get diagnosed with autism, schizophrenia, etc... something that you can get NEETbux with.
Get NEETbux.
Rot.

I wanna get NEETbux but I don't want to be drowned in meds that zombify me. Is it possible to go through the process (by pretending) and not having to take pills? If I have to take drugs to sedate me, I'd rather just off myself.